FREE
3HO 'Spiritual' Name
Generator

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Why bother paying for a name from the creepy Kundalini Yoga/3HO cult when you can generate one for free here?

How to Use the Free 3HO Name Generator: Select your gender and then click 'Generate Name'. If at first you don't like the sound the name, click 'Generate Name' again and keep going until you get one that you like.

Warnings:
  • No one will ever know you didn't pay for it. But if are challenged, just claim that Yogi Bhajan showed up in a dream and gave it to you. They will believe anything in this group.
  • Your new 'Spiritual Name' is likely to offend many Indian Sikhs. Yogi Bhajan loved to throw in Hindu names such as 'Guru' or 'Siri' to grind his co-religionist's gears. If you are really unlucky, you might get a name like 'Christ Singh' and offend any remaining Christians in your life.
  • Remember also, as a Westerner, that taking an Indian spiritual name is a form of cultural appropriation. It's all good.
  • There is a high chance that someone else in 3HO has this same name already. It was all part of Yogi Bhajan's plan to turn his cult followers into replaceable 'turban-shaped objects'.
  • Names being names, there is always the risk that you will get a name that sounds funny or offensive in English. Guru Raj Kaur, sounds a lot like Garage Car. Holy Kaur, turns into Holey Car. Kirtan Kaur Khalsa gives you the initials 'KKK'.

    Enjoy!

  • This free name generator is brought to you by the fine folks at 3HO Cult Info!